Justice is Finally Served

We know that everyone was getting hot and bothered by the donut in the 'W' column for Justice. That was corrected on Monday when Justice defeated the Easton Fections in a wild game by the score of 6-5. The ref let a lot of calls go for both teams, allowing for some heated exchanges between sides. Justice was missing half of their enforcing pair in Wes Gerrie, so it was up to The Lochness PronSTAR to carry the load of physical play and set the tempo. 

As for the game itself, 2L Canadian #JoeyEh lead the way with three orgasmic goals. All on breakaways. All with the same move. We were sure it was his atrocious bag that threw off the opposition, but the new equipment made Joey look like a completely different player out there. Seriously, it took it 10 minutes to realize that it was actually Joey and not somebody else. A townie caught his goals on video below.

When the first half ended, the game was knotted at 2. We found a clip of the halftime pep talk from Captain Reid Ka$hmanian. Our emergency goalie Susan Upward told us after the game that the pep talk was masterful. "I don't understand how such a selfish player on the ice could have such a way with words to get everyone fired up. His reminder to use active sticks and communicate might revolutionize the way those talks are given."

We asked the Captain about his overall performance. He said the lack of a warmup of any sort was probably not the greatest idea, but that wasn't going to stop him from getting a couple apples out there. He proceeded to rattle off the lines from Spiderman and referred to himself as "Bonesaw" on numerous occasions. It got a little weird. 

Justice will be back on the ice Monday for the late-night special starting at 10pm when the team battles arch rival Ghosts of Goldberg.