Justice is Finally Served

We know that everyone was getting hot and bothered by the donut in the 'W' column for Justice. That was corrected on Monday when Justice defeated the Easton Fections in a wild game by the score of 6-5. The ref let a lot of calls go for both teams, allowing for some heated exchanges between sides. Justice was missing half of their enforcing pair in Wes Gerrie, so it was up to The Lochness PronSTAR to carry the load of physical play and set the tempo. 

As for the game itself, 2L Canadian #JoeyEh lead the way with three orgasmic goals. All on breakaways. All with the same move. We were sure it was his atrocious bag that threw off the opposition, but the new equipment made Joey look like a completely different player out there. Seriously, it took it 10 minutes to realize that it was actually Joey and not somebody else. A townie caught his goals on video below.

When the first half ended, the game was knotted at 2. We found a clip of the halftime pep talk from Captain Reid Ka$hmanian. Our emergency goalie Susan Upward told us after the game that the pep talk was masterful. "I don't understand how such a selfish player on the ice could have such a way with words to get everyone fired up. His reminder to use active sticks and communicate might revolutionize the way those talks are given."

We asked the Captain about his overall performance. He said the lack of a warmup of any sort was probably not the greatest idea, but that wasn't going to stop him from getting a couple apples out there. He proceeded to rattle off the lines from Spiderman and referred to himself as "Bonesaw" on numerous occasions. It got a little weird. 

Justice will be back on the ice Monday for the late-night special starting at 10pm when the team battles arch rival Ghosts of Goldberg. 

Yeah, We lost... Whatever

Rust + Missing some key guys = not good

Anyways, Mikey B scored in his first game back, which then led to a typical Mikey B celebration

Also, Wes submitted his entry for anti-play of the year:







Also, big congrats to Stew on advancing in the 1L Oral Advocacy Competition!

Mikey B. Is Back!

When most team's need an extra spark to get everyone going, they go out and make a big trade or sign a free agent. Luckily for us, we don't have to do that. This is because our own Mikey Bryant is returning to action this semester after spending last semester in Washington D.C. serving as Barack Obama's right-hand man. "Mr. Bryant has helped serve justice for many months here," said the President. "While Mr. Bryant single-handily brought down the nation's gas prices, I believe his skills and knowledge would be best used by serving justice on the ice in Syracuse."

For those that haven't had the privilege of meeting Mikey, you are truly in for a treat this semester. For starters, he has been called "The 8th Wonder of the World" on many occasions. This is because no one works as hard as Mikey B. on AND off the ice. On the ice, Mikey B. is a shot-blocking machine. Not only does he lead the team in blocked shots, he also set a single-season record for most blocked shots in a season last year with 1,563 blocked shots in 16 games. The second most blocked shots came from Justice goaltender Danny Neer with 120 (70 saved with his neck). Captain Reid Kashmanian has sometimes called Bryant, "Kamikaze Mike" and "The Dikembe Mutombo of hockey." Just check out some of Mikey's highlights from last year:





Equally as impressive is the work that Mikey puts in off the ice. I mean have you seen the kid's hair-beard combo?! He's like Ryan Gosling and George Clooney all mixed in one. Girls want to be with him, and guys want to be him. Walking into a bar in Syracuse is like walking into the bar with Tom Brady. Everyone wants a piece of him, but he's able to keep it cool and smooth at all times. Just check out some footage of Mikey at Benjamin's his first weekend back:





And some later footage after he crushed 14 Utica Club's...





Obviously, the tape doesn't lie. Mikey B. is a model to all of us, not just on the team, but to everyone at the College of Law. He goes to class and never takes improper benefits from boosters (too soon?). Anyways, everyone should come out to support the team this semester and see Mikey B. wreak havoc on the ice.

Now, here's the Mikey B. theme song: